Bald Babies: We Were Born Bald So Why the Fuss

"When we were born, we arrived with no hair, and we were loved by all, we were the center of all attention, we could get away with anything, I could sh** my pants and you’ll tell me it was sunshine. Now then I ask you, why the rosy f**** do you care about going bald. Be a Man, Shave Your Head. This indelible message was brought to you by HeadShaveClub.com, Head Razors For Bald Men.